Delhi Police successfully busted an internationally operating drug racket and issued a press release full off latest gyaan on ganja or marijuana
Delhi Police on New Year's eve busted an international drug racket. Photo for representational purposes only. Pic: Reuters
The nature of detailed information shared in the release deserves applause. As much as that happens to be a New Year gift from the Capital's police force, we perceive the answers you are looking for.
According to the release, the consumption of drugs sky rocket during New Year's Eve, just like we all learned from Go Goa Gone (minus the zombies).
Moreover, as per the Delhi Police's official statement, India imports at least six types of ganja from the US. Yes, you read that right. We, the land of the lord of all things green and five-leaved, are importing ganja from Trump country. Shiva Shiva!
Apart from the variety of substances that Indians in Delhi like to get their hands on, some of this ultra strong stuff sounds like South African rappers, or like aliens dressed for fancy dress competitions, no? For example, Bubba Kush is a drug that causes contagious laughter. Could you believe?
To tell you more, Pineapple Express makes you want the much needed 'inner peace', hence it should be on our list and as should Alien OG, which makes you want to laugh at your own jokes. Hmm.
We wonder if that's what we all have been high on for all these years?
At the same time, a Jack Herer gives you the Sajid Khan complex. Yes, it makes you want to be everyone's friend? Post #MeToo if that still crosses his mind. While, Grandaddy Purr makes you want to be there for everyone. Yes, we thought of Hugh Hefner too. May he Rest In Peace. The last one called DAB, can apparently make you 'intimidatingly hot'. Are we talking about Urvashi Rautela again? Basically, as they rhyme in Hindi, 'Ganja ek roop anek'.
A line from the press release, casually explains that "The user of Cannabis is also known as Stoner." Hmm.
The police also reveals that apart from Whatsapp, DM (Direct Messaging on Twitter) and Instagram, the deals were also fixed through Facetime, IMO and Snapchat. Wonder how did that look like?
10 things we learn from the press release:
1. In a matter of utter shame, India, the land of ganja, imports ganja from the US. What is this travesty!
2. Indians have begun extracting oil from ganja. Snake oil is passe, 420 oil is in. The oil is expensive, more expensive than crude.
3. Marijuana wax is fancy stuff. That’s how you burn both ends of the candle.
4. Shatter is the best stuff. It’s glassy and sharp. Sharp like a shard after glass is shattered.
5. Malana cream originates in India. But two guys from West Delhi were importing it from the US of A. How stupid are these people from West Delhi!
6. The common Indian lacks the technology for extracting oil and wax from leaves, though the common Indian is world famous for jugaad.
7. Marijuana contains chemical compounds like THC and CBD. If you knew that you would get sufficiently high marks in entire science.
8. Ganja is sold with brand names and they are quite something: BayII, Cherry Pie, Blue cookie, White cookie, Lemon Haze, Bubble Gum.
9. Ganja is sold for bitcoins on the Darkweb. But police can see in the dark
10. And one thing you all need to remember: Manufacturing, possession, sale, purchase, transport, import and export, warehousing of cannabis/ganja as well as using it are banned in India. BANNED.
Hope you all find wisdom and enlightenment here.
We sure did!
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