
Photographer: Brent Lewin/Bloomberg
You get out of bed in the morning after a
long weekend of reefer chiefing shenanigans with a group of friends and
spot a mysterious sore festering up on the side of your lip in the
bathroom mirror.
At first, you brush it off as a battle wound, perhaps
something that happened during an overly ambitious bout with a pepperoni
pizza. After all, a hardcore case of the marijuana munchies can
sometimes wreak havoc on a person’s ability to eat without causing
bodily harm. But after a quick Google search during breakfast, you soon
realize that the monstrous lesion turning your mouth into a deleted
scene from the Toxic Avenger could actually be a dreaded case of herpes.

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Toxic Avenger Photo courtesy of IMDB
But they might want to start. Some of the latest statistics from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) show that nearly 50 percent of the American population between the ages of 14 and 49 will have contracted this disease before 2018 comes to screeching halt. The consensus is that it’s not really possible these days to swap spit with too many people before turning one’s mouth into a biohazard.
“If you have oral herpes and a cut on your lip, you could easily spread the disease by sharing blunts or joints,” Dr. Carolyn Cegielski, a gastroenterologist from Mississippi, told High Times.
But never fear. Although the herpes virus should be considered a legitimate threat for those cannabis users who share weed with fish-lipping fiends, this vile disease does not have to cripple the concept of social marijuana use. Now, thanks to the legalization of recreational marijuana in a growing number of states, there is a variety of cannabis products on the market that cater to those individuals who no longer wish to share. These creations were not designed to be passed around the room like a bottle of toilet hooch in a Mexican prison. But rather, they are intended to bring a certain level of class and civility to those interested in living a disease free cannabis lifestyle. Here are three innovative products that provide the highs without the herp.
Toast – For The Smokers

Toast
Photo courtesy of Toast
Keef – For The Drinkers

Photo courtesy of Keef Brands
Kiva – For The Chocolate Lovers

Kiva
Photo courtesy of Kiva Confections
Each bar comes with 100 mg of THC, but they are sectioned off into 5 mg servings -- making them very microdose friendly. Technically, these chocolate bars can broken in half and shared with others. But thankfully, no mouth contact is necessary.
Remember -- marijuana buzzes wear off, but herpes is forever.
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